Guess what, guys? A current look conducted by researchers in Australia (the continent that has the most threesomes in the world, according to the exhibit MANswers) has found out what the secret to getting laid easily is: find a depressed girl!
This study is unbiased confirming what many sex-obsessed males already know: insecure girls are easy. They feel bad about themselves and are looking for a way to stave off that insecurity, and the attention of a male, no matter what they have to do to get it, will support it at bay a little longer. It makes them feel close to someone and find. So while you’re going at it with the poor unlucky girl trying to figure out how you’ll get rid of her later, she’s feeling loved and cared about.
Another great thing about depressed girls is that they’re more likely to engage in a variety of sexual activities. In other words, you can get her to do anything you want! (Can anyone say threesome? ) Maybe you can even accept her to do a sex tape with you, so you can watch it with your friends and laugh about how easy she was to get in the sack.
So the next time you’re out looking for some tail, don’t go for the happy-go-lucky girl that’s laughing and having a good time, go for her sulky-looking friend that doesn’t seem to want to be there (her friend probably objective dragged her along). It’s just like in nature: If you can separate the weak one from the group, you’ll go to sleep feeling gay.
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Sadly, ladies, there are men out there like this who always use a girl’s insecurities to their advantage. They act a bit like vultures, skulking about just waiting for the chance to have at girl that’s down. Your best defense? Don’t go home with someone because you feel bad and want some attention, and if you’re feeling extremely down, don’t go out to places like bars and dance clubs at all. Find something that will make you happy: draw, write, work out, cook, go see a movie with your friends. Eventually, sleeping around won’t make you feel secure at all, and every time a man tries to get rid of you in the morning, you’ll feel worse than before. It’s not worth it!
And if you’re a mother with a teenage daughter, keep in mind that 1 in 4 teenage girls now has an STD. With all the images of beautiful women girls are subjected to now in films, magazines, and the internet, they are very likely to feel insecure about themselves. They may be depressed because they don’t look like Lindsay Lohan and try to make up for it by attempting to get attention from boys, which leads to sex and more sex. So it’s important you do whatever you can to make your daughter feel good about herself and to notice if she seems depressed.
So before you become just another mark on some pervert’s Wall of Shame, do something about your depression and avoid the vicious cycle of copulation and humiliation.
